As the saying goes, "it's hard to keep a good man down." Apparently, it's also hard to kill a cheating man. That's what Rosalie (Tracy Ullman) discovers when she tries to off her cheating husband Joey (Kevin Kline). Her first attempt ends with Joey's forgiveness because he admits he had it coming. Then Rosalie tries hiring pizza delivery boy Deco (River Phoenix) to do the deed...nada. Next on deck are two spaced out hit men (William Hurt and Keanu Reeves). Not going to happen. How will love ever conquer all in this mess? Lots of laughs in this feature based on true events!