Attempting to thwart a burglary costs mall cop Frank (Derek Cecil) one of his arms─and then it costs him his job when he is replaced by the beautiful punk rocker Donna (Kathleen Robertson). Lucky for Frank, he doesn't have to single-handedly (yes, we wrote it) solve the crime to win his job back and get the girl, thanks to some help that comes from his best pal (Jennifer Morrison). Law-and-order spoof co-stars Nick Searcy, Alex Craig Mann. 87 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English.