Breaking Wind

Sticking a middle finger in the eye of the "Twilight" series, this brazen spoof of the romantic vampire films follows emo heroine Bella's (Heather Ann Davis) neurotic romance with sparkly bloodsucker Edward (Eric Callero) and hunky lycanthropic rival Jacob (Frank Pacheco). Their lust triangle is made more complex by a fanged femme foe who threatens Bella's life with her army of undead babies. With Danny Trejo, Emma Bell, and Eric Tiede as Willy Wonka/Edward Scissorhands. 106 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English, Spanish.